“Debt!!!” I splutter, bleeding on the floor of the Australian parliament. “I told you fools! A state’s cashflow is like a household! Where is the surplus??? None of you are free from blame for sPENDING ALL THE MONEY.”
I collapse, gurgling and choking, as Australia launches the final payload of golden pez dispensers into the moon, sealing the state’s future of serfdom to the IMF and the World Bank.