I wish everyone had counters above their heads, like in that movie/ad thing I remember seeing somewhere.

Except you could only see them with special glasses, and you could change what kind of numbers appeared above people’s heads. You’d press a little button on the side of your glasses and you’d see the number of times something was done, or how many days since something happened.

The glasses would be those horn rimmed sunglasses nobody wears anymore.

For christ’s sake Mum! Fucking