The Stranger Song


Good afternoon to you,

If it pleases

Today your cardiologist comes with an assortment of cheeses

Please avoid

This scalding heat

Take all that awful weight

Right off your feet

Don’t need your name, this number here

Will tell me all

About your fear

Of being completely sedated.


I have three phones

I use them all

To take and make or shake a call

I used this one,

This one right here,

to take yours.


Goodbye sir

If’t pleases, please you so

Goodbye sir

Be glad to go.