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Witching

2009-05-07

I wouldn’t normally complain to my blog

…literally…

but, this shit is weird.

- I dream about Zac shaving my head, and then The Large Man murdering my family

- I walk out of my house toothless

- I find my powercable in the middle of the park before the bus stop

- A man at uni wouldn’t stop looking at me and shoving his hands down the front of his pants

- EA sends us an angry email

- Guild cafe isn’t selling fried noodles AGAIN

- I’m going to a quiz night with a table of people who hate me

This doesn’t exactly make my life bad, but its doing a great job of making me feel like I’m on the Truman Show.

OH BLAIR. WON’T YOU VICTIMISE YOURSELF JUST A BIT MORE?