Banana Crops, School?


Disturbed at midnight

The midnight bagel

Settles your nerves

Might possibly cure,

A swollen throat


“I’m sticking to the recipe, that’s it!”

“I have no idea what I’ll be doing in five years!”

“Let’s talk nicely!”

“But you won’t let me answer the question!

You’ve asked me five different questions at once!”


Find me a broken wrist

An old man

Whose wife prefers him in hospital

My bank account

Is a phenonmenon,

It reminds me of a class I once took


Far, far too selfish

Tantrums early on a table.