BOOTLICKER

PHIL! PHIL! IT'S ME!

2012-08-07

phil:

the jerk-arse opposite my house

phil:

"that hat is a joke"

phil's friends:

"PHIL! PHIL! PHIL! PHIL, IT'S ME!"

.

but your cat is okay, phil.

the cat is okay because

it is not a jerk-arse.